1 00:00:02,090 --> 00:00:04,090 Hi, fay. Oh, hi, lowell. 2 00:00:04,090 --> 00:00:06,590 Uh, did you find anything With your new Metal detector? 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:07,590 [laughs] 4 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,090 Even more Than I dreamed of. 5 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:13,600 This perfectly good, Flattened piece Of rusty metal, 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,100 This half of a car antenna, 7 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,100 And this Medic-alert bracelet. 8 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,100 Figure I'll give that To the missis. 9 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,770 Does she have angina? 10 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:25,440 No, she had an aunt sophie. 11 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,410 But she died Of a heart attack. 12 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:28,710 I'm sorry. 13 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:31,250 Well, thank you. But it happened A long time ago. 14 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,250 No, I'm sorry I asked. 15 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,250 [seagulls cawing] 16 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,680 [people chattering] 17 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,690 Here you go, fay. 18 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:44,590 I just baked A fresh batch of cookies. 19 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:47,460 Oh, thank you, helen. That's so sweet of you 20 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:49,590 To donate those To our blood drive. 21 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:51,590 Donate them? (fay) Uh-huh. 22 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,300 Oh, sure. 23 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,300 And the juice, too, Right? 24 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,800 Yes, bless you. 25 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Oh, my pleasure. 26 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:02,240 Hi, I'm carrie. 27 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,670 Oh, like the movie, huh? 28 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:06,680 I didn't recognize you Without that bucket Of blood on your head. 29 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,720 Wow, you have Great forearms. 30 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,980 Oh, these little things? 31 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:15,890 Yeah, they're perfect For giving blood. 32 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:18,390 Too much muscle tone Really gets in the way. 33 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:23,590 So, roy, Is this your first time? 34 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:25,100 Yes. 35 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,600 Ah, I give blood All the time. 36 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,100 Just between you and me, I'll do anything For a sugar cookie. 37 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,610 I'll give you mine If you'll shut up. 38 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,610 I'm starting to feel A little woozy. 39 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:40,110 Ah, you just have to get Your mind off the fact 40 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:43,610 That there's a steel needle Plunged into your vein. 41 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:46,620 I have an idea. 42 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:49,620 Let's have a contest To see who can fill Their bag faster. 43 00:02:50,390 --> 00:02:51,950 Nurse? Nurse? 44 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:53,990 Come on, Look at that blood gush. 45 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:55,260 Oh. 46 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,260 (joe) Fay, you know Those little gold wings 47 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,260 I wear all the time? 48 00:02:58,260 --> 00:02:59,600 You seen those around Anywhere? 49 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,800 No. But I can get you Another pair. 50 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,800 No, it has to be that pair. 51 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,300 They're sort of A good luck charm. 52 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,800 I got 'em The first time I flew. 53 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,810 I was 8, and My parents took me To chicago. 54 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:10,810 God, I was so excited. 55 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:12,810 (fay) Oh, I can imagine. 56 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,310 I asked the stewardess 57 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,310 If I could be the pilot. 58 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:18,820 She said no, But she had somethin' Even better. 59 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,820 She took The little gold wings Off her uniform, 60 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:23,320 Pinned 'em on my jacket And said, 61 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,820 "There, now you're An honorary captain." 62 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:29,330 And I knew Right then and there That somehow, someway, 63 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:31,860 Flying would always be Part of my life. 64 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:33,360 Oh, my, that's eerie. 65 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,360 Why? 66 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,370 Well, I used to Fly out of chicago, 67 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:37,870 And I distinctly remember A little boy 68 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:39,870 Asking me if he could Fly the plane. 69 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:44,310 I told him no, too. And then I gave him the wings Off my uniform. 70 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,710 Fay, are you saying You think that 71 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,880 I was that little boy? 72 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,380 Not unless you used to be A little black child. 73 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:02,790 Uh, but that part About the wings Was spooky, wasn't it? 74 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,290 Oh, yeah. 75 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:06,330 Well, uh, don't worry About the wings, joe. 76 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,330 I'll put notices up Around the airport. Great. Thanks. 77 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,100 Uh, have you given blood yet? 78 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:12,600 Uh, no, not yet. But I'm Really busy right now. I'll do it later. 79 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,110 Oh, joe, don't tell me You're afraid Of a little needle? 80 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:17,340 Even roy's giving blood. 81 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,840 [groaning] 82 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:23,150 Fay, I don't have time For this right now. 83 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:24,150 Hi, joe. Oh! 84 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:26,650 Hey, hi, dr. Bennett. I missed you last week. 85 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:27,980 I thought We had an appointment. 86 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,790 We did? 87 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:32,290 Uh, did I-- did I miss that? Oh, I'm sorry. I-I-I've been so busy. 88 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:34,420 We'll have to reschedule. Uh, now's a good time. 89 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:37,430 Uh, I--I really... I've got-- Have a seat, joe. 90 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:39,930 So, 91 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,330 How have you been feeling? 92 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,830 I've been feelin' great. 93 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:47,170 Gettin' a lot of rest. Workin' out 3 times a week, Eatin' a lot of fish. 94 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,040 Glad to hear it. 95 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,040 Yeah. Oh, I was thinkin' About getting one of Those stair machines, 96 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,040 But the store that sells them Is on the 3rd floor. 97 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,540 I didn't feel Like walkin' up. 98 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:55,910 [laughing] 99 00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:59,380 So, am I gonna live? 100 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:01,380 Not if you keep telling Jokes like that. 101 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:09,230 It's even higher Than last time. 102 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,990 You know what this means? 103 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:13,960 I'm gonna have to file That report with the f.A.A. 104 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,500 How about we go 2 out of 3? 105 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,000 Sorry, joe. 106 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:24,310 Hey, what's the matter, bro? 107 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:27,380 Hey, you look about as white As roy's legs. 108 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,880 My blood pressure's too high. 109 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,750 I've been grounded. 110 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:44,390 [knocking on door] 111 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:45,490 [door opening] 112 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:47,000 Hey, joe. 113 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,560 I thought you Might be hungry. 114 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,930 Oh, not really, But thanks anyway. 115 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:52,770 Well, you might Want it later. 116 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,270 You ok, joe? Yeah. 117 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:01,280 You wanna talk about it? 118 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,780 Well, there's nothin' much To say, really. 119 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,780 My blood pressure's Been creepin' up for a while 120 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,250 And I just kept hopin' The problem would go away. 121 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,390 Is it serious? Nah. 122 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:12,390 But can you believe it? 123 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:15,390 I have to take medication For hypertension. 124 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:16,830 Me, of all people. 125 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,130 Yeah, go figure. 126 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,370 Joe, 127 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,870 Just want you to know How sorry I am. 128 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:30,870 Thanks, lowell. 129 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,110 Are you ok? 130 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,140 I'm fine. 131 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,150 I just wanted To let you know that 132 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:40,150 Sometimes these things Can be taken care of With a crow bar. 133 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:43,950 What? 134 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:46,460 Just stick it in there And pry it out. 135 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,430 Lowell, what are you Talking about? 136 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,930 Talkin' about That dairy truck that Sideswiped your car 137 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:53,930 Out in the parking lot. 138 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,430 Well, on the plus side, 139 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:59,940 3 bottles of milk Landed in your back seat. 140 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,440 I didn't say anything. 141 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,640 [door closing] 142 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,150 Boy, this isn't your day, Is it? 143 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:11,650 You're tellin' me. I just bought milk This morning. 144 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,850 Oh, hackett. 145 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,350 [airplane engine whirring] 146 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:19,360 I know you're probably In no mood for company. 147 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:21,860 I just came by To see if you're ok. 148 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:25,430 I'm fine. Good. 149 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:29,370 Good, I can't tell you How sorry I am to hear About you being grounded. 150 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:30,370 [tutting] 151 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,870 Thanks, roy, I appreciate that. 152 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,370 I know how much Flying means to you, Hackett. 153 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:38,170 So if you need anything, 154 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,410 Someone to talk to, 155 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:41,410 Someone to lean on, 156 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,910 Someone to-- The airline's Not for sale, roy. 157 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:45,350 Well, if you Change your mind. 158 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,520 Where the hell is brian? 159 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,760 That flight was supposed To leave 15 minutes ago. 160 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,730 I knew I couldn't trust him. Now, calm down, joe. 161 00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,630 Remember what The doctor said. 162 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:02,130 Right, right. You just let me know When brian gets here. 163 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:04,100 [door closing] 164 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,100 Uh, where do you think You're going? 165 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:09,440 When joe sees this offer, He's gonna beg me To buy sandpiper. 166 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,740 I--I don't think This is the best time. Joe's a little upset. 167 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:13,710 [laughing] Are you kidding? 168 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,740 There isn't a better time. 169 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:17,750 His defenses are down, 170 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,750 He isn't thinking clearly. 171 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:23,750 In 5 minutes, I'll have him Curled up under the desk In a fetal position. 172 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,660 Hi, fay. Oh, hi, lowell. 173 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:30,960 Did you find joe's wings? 174 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,360 No, but ever consider The possibility 175 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,870 That they Spontaneously combusted? 176 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:37,300 Things like that Happen all the time. 177 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,200 Lowell, that is The most ridiculous-- 178 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,140 (joe) I'm not selling, roy! 179 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,500 [blowing] 180 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:47,010 Oh, what was I thinking? 181 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,020 Fay, brian's not Gonna show up. 182 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,390 You're gonna have to Make another announcement To the passengers. 183 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:57,890 Tell 'em-- Joe, this is my job. 184 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:00,660 I think I can handle An announcement. 185 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:02,660 Good afternoon, Ladies and gentlemen. 186 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,160 We're very sorry For the delay in boarding 187 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,000 Sandpiper air flight 7 To hyannis. 188 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:10,300 But due to Unforeseen circumstances, Your pilot is 189 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,300 Doing an important, uh... 190 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,810 Uh, pilot thing. 191 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,480 I choked. 192 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:24,850 Uh, sorry I'm late, Everybody, 193 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:28,120 But they were showin', The nutty professor On the spanish station. 194 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,120 [speaking spanish] 195 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,060 Brian, brian, you're late. 196 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:34,960 Why, I'm 15 minutes late. I'll make it up in the air. 197 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,960 And look at you. When are you gonna start Dressing like a pilot? 198 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,960 I have told you, When you come to work, 199 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,260 I want you Dressed like this. 200 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,500 Uh, sorry, joe, But with all the flying I have been doing, 201 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,500 I haven't had time To go shopping At "Mr. Dull man." 202 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,500 Brian, I'm depending On you. 203 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,010 And if you Can't handle this, Just say so. 204 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:51,670 I never said I couldn't handle it. 205 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:54,110 L-let me tell you Something, brian. I handled it. 206 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,950 Before you got here, I flew fulltime And ran the office. 207 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,250 Well, that's 'cause You're wonderful, joe. 208 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,250 In fact, you should Have your name Legally changed 209 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,750 To "Wonderful joe." 210 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,790 I like it. 211 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,230 Why I ever thought You were gonna grow up Oh. 212 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:12,760 ...And take Some responsibility, I'll never know. 213 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,260 This arrangement Isn't gonna work. 214 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:16,770 Work? I don't wanna hear The word "Work" comin' out 215 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:18,600 Of anybody's mouth Who isn't doin' any. 216 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,900 What are you talkin' about? 217 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,800 I'm workin' harder Than you are. Oh, please. 218 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,310 When you start flying Your maximum hours, Then come talk to me. 219 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,310 As it is, The most strenuous thing You do all day 220 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,740 Is flap your gums at me. 221 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:30,550 That's because All you ever do Is screw up. 222 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:32,420 Oh, you know, 223 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,920 I'm really startin' To get sick of this. 224 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,920 And ever since You've been grounded, 225 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,850 You've been Takin' it out on me. 226 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,660 I don't need this aggravation. 227 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,660 Me aggravate you? That's a laugh. Yeah. 228 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,590 Oh, now what is that Supposed to mean now? 229 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:45,590 I didn't have hypertension Before you got here. 230 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,500 I have it now. Figure it out. 231 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,870 Whoa, come on. Now you're blamin' me For your blood pressure? 232 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,370 While you are at it, Why don't you add World hunger, 233 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:53,870 The collapse of The free market economy, 234 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,170 And the sorry state of morals In the american cinema? 235 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:58,210 Hey, who knows What you do With your free time? 236 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,510 You know what Your real problem is? 237 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,180 You cannot handle the fact 238 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,520 That for the first time In your life, you need me. 239 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,750 No, I don't need you. Oh, the hell you don't. 240 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,950 I'm the only thing Keepin' this airline from Going down the tubes, big man. 241 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,320 [laughing] If it took me more than 10 minutes to replace you, 242 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,690 I'd be shocked. 243 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,190 Replace me faster Than it takes 244 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,190 To get your hair done right In the morning? Keep dreamin'. 245 00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:20,200 'cause without me, Sandpiper's history, bub. 246 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200 Oh, you really Think so, huh? 247 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,200 Oh, I know so. Nobody would want this job. 248 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,570 Nobody could stand this job. 249 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,640 The only reason I stayed this long, 250 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:28,640 Was so I could Get my hours up 251 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,040 So I could start flyin' For a major carrier. 252 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,540 Well, in case You haven't noticed, 253 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:37,950 The pilots at t.W.A. Do not wear t-shirts that say, "I brake for superman". 254 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:40,950 Well, when I start Flyin' big time, I'll start dressin' big time. 255 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,450 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fly a plane, 256 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:44,950 Unless you'd... 257 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,460 Oh, sorry. 258 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,790 Ok, load 'em up, fay. 259 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,130 Sandpiper air flight 7 Will now begin boarding. 260 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,970 Fay, cancel that flight. 261 00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:00,470 Due to unforeseen Difficulties, Flight 7 has been canceled. 262 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,970 Joe, don't be a jerk. 263 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:05,040 Fay, do the announcement. 264 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,680 Re-announcing The re-boarding of flight 7. 265 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,210 Cancel it. 266 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:14,250 Uh, sandpiper air flight 7 Has been re-canceled. 267 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,120 You're fired. 268 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,120 Me? He's the one-- 269 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,890 No, no, not you, fay. 270 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,390 Oh, so I-I'm fired, huh? 271 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,390 Well, I guess this is, uh, Where I'm supposed to say, 272 00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,390 "You can't fire me. I quit." 273 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:24,890 Well, I'm not going to, 274 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:27,400 Because I want you On the hook For unemployment. 275 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,400 (joe) Oh, what the hell? 276 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,800 You can't fire me. 277 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,140 I quit. 278 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,640 Fay, I guess You're gonna have to-- No-uh, no, sir. No way. 279 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,540 You want Another announcement, You make it yourself. 280 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,450 So you're callin' about The pilot's job, huh? 281 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:53,460 Yeah, it's still open. 282 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,960 Uh-huh, that's right, A cessna 402. 283 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:01,560 Well, the salary I had in mind Was a little lower than that. 284 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,570 Lower. 285 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,570 Uh, lower. 286 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,570 Yeah, lower. 287 00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:13,080 Look, I--I don't think This is gonna work out. Thanks anyway. 288 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:14,580 Lower. 289 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,420 Hey, joe, How's the pilot search goin'? 290 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:22,420 Well, you think I would've found someone In 4 days. 291 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:23,920 I didn't realize I was paying so badly. 292 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,920 Yesterday I had somebody Turn me down 293 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,520 To be the heat lamp guy At mcdonald's. 294 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,860 So what are you gonna do? 295 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,360 I don't know. 296 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,860 I made this month's payments With the last of my savings. 297 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:37,370 That still leaves The gate rental, uh, Insurance, and fuel bills. 298 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,370 Every day the plane Doesn't fly, 299 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,370 I get that much closer To shutting down for good. 300 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,370 [phone ringing] 301 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,370 Yeah? 302 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:45,870 Lower. 303 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,380 [sighs] 304 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:50,880 Hey, I just had an idea. 305 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,880 I know a pilot That might want the job. 306 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,880 R-r-really? That's great. Who is it? 307 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,890 Well, rumor has it You two took baths together When you were little. 308 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,460 Helen, I'm not hiring Brian back. 309 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:04,460 I wasn't necessarily Talkin' about brian. 310 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,930 But since you mentioned him, Why not? 311 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,360 Because I'm not, And that's final. 312 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,130 Uh, w-why are you So interested in having him Back here anyway? 313 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,140 Because I love him, And I'm carrying his baby. 314 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,940 [exclaims] What? 315 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,940 Don't be stupid, joe. You're so pig-headed Sometimes. 316 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,240 Just talk to him. 317 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,380 Hiring brian back Is not an option. 318 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,880 Besides, he moved out 3 days ago. 319 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,880 I don't even know Where he is. And I don't care. 320 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,890 Ok, you dragged it out of me. 321 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:33,890 He's in st. Louis. He's applying For t.W.A. Flight school. 322 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,760 And here's his number. 323 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,260 Joe, I'm just trying To help. 324 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,630 Well, if you really Wanna help, Then stay out of it. 325 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,400 Well, you still have to Find a pilot, 326 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,970 You big jerk. 327 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:45,470 I'll find a pilot. I'll find a great pilot. 328 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,970 [door closing] 329 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,470 Somewhere. 330 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,770 You joe hackett? 331 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,100 Yeah. 332 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,380 Deke braverman. 333 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,510 I hear you're having A little problem. 334 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,220 Yeah, you could say that. 335 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:37,720 I was a captain with delta For 15 years. 336 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,620 Maybe I could help you out. 337 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,620 Talk about a miracle! 338 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:46,130 I--I--I don't know What star brought you here, But thank you. 339 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,930 Thank you. You're a godsend. 340 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,770 We do what we can. 341 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,310 What's this? 342 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,810 Pair of wings. 343 00:15:57,810 --> 00:16:00,310 Saw a notice on the board Where you'd lost yours. 344 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,250 Got a whole box Of these at home. 345 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,750 You mean, You're not here To be my pilot? 346 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,380 For what you're paying? 347 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,380 [chuckles] 348 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,820 Son, I wouldn't Wash your plane for that. 349 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,220 [laughing] 350 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,660 Hey, these are plastic. 351 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,600 [door closing] 352 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,000 Roy, 353 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,010 Draw up another set of papers. I'm ready to sell. 354 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,010 Don't toy with me, hackett. 355 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,510 I'm serious. 356 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:36,510 [laughs] 357 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,410 This is too good. 358 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:39,920 This is too perfect. 359 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,380 Shh, shh. Don't anybody say a word. 360 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:45,390 I wanna bask in the glory Of this moment. 361 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,430 But there's one condition To the sale. 362 00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,260 You got to keep fay on. 363 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,260 Oh, no, not amelia airhead. 364 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,230 I mean it. 365 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,970 Ok, ok, ok. 366 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:01,470 [laughing] 367 00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,470 Sell your airline? 368 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,470 What kind of Stupid idea is that? 369 00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,480 Are you out Of your freakin' mind! 370 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,380 Just what do you plan To do instead? 371 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:13,080 I've been thinking About opening up A frozen yogurt shop. 372 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,350 What? Are you crazy? 373 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,850 You want a bunch of kids Throwing gummy bears At your head 374 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:18,750 And calling you pops? 375 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,590 Helen, you don't understand. Oh. 376 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:25,090 Yogurt and flying Really aren't that different, When you think about it. 377 00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:27,600 When you're flying, You feel like You're gonna live forever 378 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,100 And when you're Pumping yogurt, you... 379 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,800 Ok, they're Totally different. 380 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,300 You know what I think? 381 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,810 I think You're angry at yourself Because you can't fly. 382 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,640 And you're angrier at brian Because he can. 383 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,140 You can't have it your way, So like a spoiled little brat 384 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,650 You wanna take your ball And go home. 385 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,150 Oh, oh, really? Yeah. 386 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,650 Well, what would you do If someone told you 387 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,450 You couldn't play The cello anymore? 388 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:50,590 Well, I sure as hell Wouldn't give up music. 389 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:54,090 Joe, don't give up Your airline just 'cause You can't fly the plane. 390 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,090 You've just hit A little mid-air turbulence. 391 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,090 In no time, You're gonna have Clear skies again 392 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,100 And a strong tail wind 393 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,100 And--and, uh... 394 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,100 [grunting] 395 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,130 I can't think of any more Flying metaphors. 396 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,640 The point is Is that aviation is your life, 397 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,140 Not filling a waffle cone Full of vanilla softie. 398 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,740 I'll probably have Chocolate, too. 399 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,630 You know, I think you'll find It's much more realistic 400 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,400 If you make Those vroom-vroom sounds. 401 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,400 Vroom. 402 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,000 What are you doing here? 403 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,510 T.W.A. Turned me down. 404 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,510 The review board Said somethin' like, I wasn't projecting 405 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:48,480 The correct corporate image. 406 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,480 So I packed up my skateboard And here I am. 407 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,990 What are these? 408 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,990 Contracts. 409 00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,990 Roy wants to buy the airline. 410 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:00,990 [scoffs] 411 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,290 T-there must be some mistake. They're signed. 412 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,030 Yeah, well, that's sort Of the point of contracts. 413 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,030 If you don't sign 'em, They're no good. 414 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,530 Lawyers are sort of Ootsey about that. 415 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,500 Joe, you cannot Sell sandpiper. 416 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,300 I mean, I need a job. 417 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,810 You got to take care of me. I'm a screw-up. 418 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,280 Listen, brian-- No, you listen, joe. Whether you like it or not, 419 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,780 Flying is in your blood. 420 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,280 You were born to it The way some people Are born to be 421 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,780 Poets or statesmen 422 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:31,290 Or drill press operators Or those people Who put those little tags 423 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,290 Inside underwear that say, "Inspected by number 42." 424 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,960 All right, all right, I get it. 425 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960 Or guys that sell Frozen yogurt. 426 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,760 Helen called you, Didn't she? 427 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,660 What gave you That idea, pops? 428 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,300 Look, maybe it's just time I move on to something else. 429 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,300 Oh, who're you kiddin'? Come on. 430 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,470 You'd be miserable Doin' anything else. 431 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,970 You are a pilot. 432 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:52,270 And you made me Wanna be a pilot. 433 00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:56,010 I fell in love with flying Just listening to you Talk about it. 434 00:19:57,510 --> 00:20:00,520 You used to say that flying 435 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,520 Was like knowing a secret That nobody else knew. 436 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,520 It's a great secret, joe. 437 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,530 Keep it. 438 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,730 Remember when we were little? 439 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,230 We used to Run along the beach 440 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:19,230 With our arms out Pretending to be planes? 441 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:23,340 I'd imagine I was Airlifting supplies To the kids in biafra. 442 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,840 And I'd strafe All those women 443 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,240 Who'd unhooked Their bikini tops. 444 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,610 I built my whole life Around flying. 445 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,550 If I'm not a pilot anymore, Then what am I? 446 00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:35,420 You're a guy Who's gonna be A pilot again soon. 447 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,920 You just gotta get Your blood pressure down. 448 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,920 If you do, You'll fly again. 449 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,420 If you don't, Your head'll explode And I'll own the airline. 450 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:49,430 I figured that would get you. 451 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:50,430 [sighing] 452 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:53,800 Thanks for Coming back, brian. 453 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,740 Well, I had no choice. They washed me out, remember. 454 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:59,170 T.W.A. Called. I know you got in. 455 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,680 Damn. 456 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,910 Why did they call you? 457 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,410 Because you put My number down 458 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,410 As the person to contact, In case of an emergency. 459 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,380 And they wanted to know Why you disappeared. 460 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,390 Well, it was a lot of things. 461 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:12,390 They've got this obsession With long pants. 462 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,890 My hair was exactly The length I like it, 463 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,890 Finally-- Don't try to get out of it. 464 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:20,030 You did a nice thing. 465 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,930 You take that back. 466 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,100 Taken back. 467 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,600 You hungry? Starving. 468 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,470 How do you feel About frozen yogurt? 469 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,240 I hate it. Yeah, me, too. Let's get a pizza. 470 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:34,740 Ow! 471 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,750 Ow. 472 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,250 Hey, hey, what do you know? 473 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,750 My wings. 474 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,250 Must have gotten stuck In the seat. 475 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,250 They've always Brought me good luck. 476 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,260 Well, now they've Brought you tetanus. 477 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,760 Your leg's bleeding. 478 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,470 Joe, what do you say? 479 00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,470 For old times sake, huh? 480 00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,470 [imitating engine sputtering] 481 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,980 French-cut bikini at 4:00!